Jeremy, Theresa would never have written “these are rather technical details, which I hope may be amended” if she weren’t crazy about you. Isn’t better to save the money, translate her Manifesto, give her a medal, and make her win handily?

• Daniel Hollande, Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn pledges £48 billion extra spending in manifesto launch, The Bolton News, May 16, 2017

Jeremy Corbyn at the launch in Bradford of the Labour party Manifesto for the general election on May 16, 2017. Photo credit: Danny Lawson/PA Wire.