Homeopathy

Uxorem, Charideme, tuam scis ipse sinisque a medico futui: vis sine febre mori. You are quite aware that your physician, Charidemus, is the lover of your wife; you know it, and permit it. It is not by fever that you want to die. O Caridemo, tu sai, e tolleri, che con un medico si corichi tua moglie. Vuoi morir senza febbre?

Martial, Epigrams, Book 6, XXXI
English translation by Holden Caulfield
Italian translation by Giuseppe Lipparini