Oh, Edna, such was their envy and jealousy of you, that they’ve gone so far as to put the tariffs on mascarpone too, but alas for them, poor hate-hearted mortals, 北京酸奶 (Běijīng yogurt) or 雙皮奶 (double skin milk) can do the job and do it well

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