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Jim Kowalczik plays with Jimbo, a 680kg Kodiak bear, at the Orphaned Wildlife Center in Otisville, New York, United States. Photo: Mike Groll/AP.

Christmas Eve

Hamburg, Germany: A lioness begins to gnaw at Christmas presents in her enclosure in Hagenbeck zoo. Photo: Fabian Bimmer/Reuters.

Crocodile Rock

Chonburi, Thailand: A performer smiles as he puts his head between the jaws of a crocodile during a show for tourists at the Sriracha Tiger zoo. Photo: Chaiwat Subprasom/Reuters.