Hollywoodly speaking, Edna, can you be absolutely certain that after all, tomorrow is another day?

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You know, Edna, no one comes into the world thinking they will never see justice

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You can do nothing about it, Edna. Sometimes one who takes an interest in lost causes, will appear to the public as noble and idealistic as Don Quixote

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And yet, Edna, as a future neuroscientist, you should work toward making this self’s nemesis a centerpiece of your educational program

You’re always the boss, Edna — whatever you move

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Oh yes, Edna, buffets are struggling as desserts always end too soon

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To be sure, Edna, it is a way like another to wait for the setting sun without ever waiting for it

Of course, Edna, your approbation is — to say it with Honoré de Balzac — “the only reward which one ought to seek in an intimacy with a superior mind”

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Oh, Edna, it would be like saying that egg coffee and tiramisu are the same thing

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What did I tell you, my dear Edna? They couldn’t wait to hear from you again

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You know, Edna, only you can make sense of them as they appear — and disappear

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No, Edna, ain’t no sense in skipping dessert just when you can eat all you can

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Well, Edna, it is like Jupiter gave a ride to a Venus that looked like you

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Yet, Edna, everyone who is not a villain in such a holy community is a hero

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That’s the key, Edna; three tiramisus a day keep hunger away!

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Oh yes, Edna, they never admit ignorance as an inspiration for their pedantry

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After all, Edna, no one is perfect, and to say it with Dylan, “You can’t be wise and in love at the same time”

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And yet, Edna, as a cynic would put it, the only thing one can save of such ceremonies and rituals is the giant cream cake

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You know, Edna, your every wish is my command

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Well, Edna, as Stefan Zweig said, “for chess, like love, one needs a partner”

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