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Friday, January 18, 2019

A Little Difference Makes a Big Difference

 https://www.theguardian.com/cities/2019/jan/18/worlds-tallest-moose-statue-canada-norway-battle
After Norway’s Storelgen stole Mac the Moose’s place as world’s tallest, a Canadian city hopes to “stick it to Oslo” by increasing their statue’s size. [Read more].
Battle of the moose: Canada’s Mac the Moose (left), and Norway’s Storelgen (right). Composite: Alamy.

Sunday, January 6, 2019

The Code of Terpsichore

Momenti eccelsi

O sbarazzina vestita di nuovo
rimembri ancor del romano ermo colle
il roboar possente vibrar d’eterno?
Lassù
cime tempestose
si univano ad angeli soavi
e tu all’amore innalzavi il canto

A te che nella fanciulletta mano
e fiori vermigli e pregiate porpore recavi al mondo
Crudele fu il disdegno di sì prezioso donare
Gira la giostra
e corrono gli asini
e il gaio pollo, dei tacchini il re,
cappon si scopre al desco di Quiteria
Ahimè Rosellina
a nulla valse avvelenar la mela
a nulla valse mutar sembianza

Jean Ache, Mona Lisa in the style of Picasso, Pilote, XV, 1973, No. 718. Credit: Pinzellades al Món.

Wednesday, December 13, 2017

Wine-vinegar Superman

Chi ha buona cantina in casa non va pel vino all’osteria.

He who has a good cellar at home doesn’t go drinking at the tavern.

Tuscan proverb

Sunday, November 26, 2017

Wednesday, August 16, 2017

The House with Crying Windows

Pictured above are a series of floor plans in Liberty/Art Deco style of a very large house owned by Alessandra’s family and located in the heart of Florence, Italy. For almost two years, the house has been unlawfully occupied by a non-communitary woman who almost surely acted on behalf of — alas! — our unidentified fellow “patriots” interested to run their “business” there with no cost in a risk-free way. We filed suit against the frontwoman, and finally, on October 10, 2016, we re-entered into possession of the house. Inside, we found the worst representation of an occupied house, and since then we’ve been working non-stop everyday in order to restore damaged rooms. We haven’t had a single day’s holiday so far. I never forget when I entered the house for the first time on that morning of October 10, I immediately saw and felt something I had seen and felt already, even if not there. Behind the charade of such a badly staged representation, everything revealed the unmistakable style of Arcovazzi. So somehow I think the story we will tell you a little at a time may be of some interest. Of course, the glasses of all windows were broken, and so, no doubt, we should title our (not too short) story “The House with Crying Windows”.

Thursday, August 10, 2017

Waiting for Godot

A chi fa i ’onti avanti l’oste, li convien’ farli du’ vorte.

You reckon your chickens before they are hatched.

Livorno’s proverb

Tuesday, August 8, 2017

Arcovazzi’s verifiable and secure protocol for sealed bids

Si fa come quello che si tagliò i’ cinci pe’ fa’ dispetto alla moglie.

Let’s do like that guy who cut his own penis off to spite his wife.

Florentine proverb

Friday, August 4, 2017

Sometimes a Squirrel Is Just a Squirrel

Tira più i’ filo di una sottana che un carro di buoi della Chiana.

One woman’s hair can make a man do what a bullock cart cannot.

Florentine proverb

“Bantu Knots” is a traditional African hairstyle which has been reinvented in recent times. Photo: guardian.ng.

Friday, July 21, 2017

Odometer

La pesca di’ Giunti, acqua fino alle palle e pesci punti.

Giunti’s fishing: water up to the balls all day — and no fishes.

Florentine proverb

Tuesday, October 4, 2016

Arcovazzi’s third eye

Gelosia vien per impotenza, per opinione e per esperienza.

Proverbio toscano


Jealousy comes out from impotence, judgment, and experience.

Tuscan proverb

Monday, July 11, 2016

A Night Thought To Arcovazzi


Se tu fossi alto quanto tu sè bischero tu berresti alle grondaie.

Proverbio fiorentino


If you were as tall as you are dumb you’d drink out of the gutters.

Florentine proverb

Friday, July 8, 2016

A Memoir of Sorrow and Joy

After pretending to be dead for a while, and nobody who was crying for his loss, Arcovazzi decided to resurrect himself and update his black book.
We cannot but share his wife’s joy and offer her all sympathy for the shining comeback (with much pomp) of her husband to the bridal chamber.

Photo © rockthenations.