Monday, May 30, 2016

The Last Supper of Lady Arcovazzi

Dear Lady Arcovazzi,

you’ll hopefully agree that your conduct constitutes gross misconduct and that your “explanation” about it only makes your situation worse. Having taken all of the facts and circumstances into account, we urge your headmasters to summarily dismiss you from any employment with immediate effect, otherwise we’ll be forced to take drastic steps with regard to them too.

Best regards

P.S. The enclosed picture shows you at a “peak”, so that you can be sure of correctly interpreting the objective grounds of our formal recommendation.

Artwork © ShearRayne

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