Showing posts with label Claim for Refund. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Claim for Refund. Show all posts

Monday, May 22, 2017

Good Night, Sleep Tight

Last night Arcovazzi burglarized my (old) car. Well, unfortunately, it’s not the first time. Twice he slashed my tires. At other times, more benevolently, he caused other minor damages, such as, for instance, car door lock breaking. But, this time, he just entered and took over the driver’s seat. He opened the big bag where I keep my chess sets and angrily spread Pawns and other pieces all everywhere. He set up, however, three Pawns on the car’s dashboard, wishing to make a display of his sign language skills. Then he threw down an April 2014 issue of an Italian chess review and stepped it off. Finally, he rummaged in the ashtray looking for smokable butts — or maybe was he looking for traces of scarlet lipstick?
Since he did not find anything, he eventually got out of my car and hitched back (his) home, where he fell to his bed (which I think to have been limp and empty).

Monday, October 17, 2016

Claim for refund

Burglary, stealing, thieving, filching, unlawful entries, slanders, calunnia, existential and material damages, incitement to racial and ethnic hatred, apology of fascism, and torture.
One million €uros.

Artwork © ShearRayne

Friday, June 3, 2016

Claim for refund

Well, the time’s come for a showdown in the place of their legal settlement, Prato, Italy. And very soonly we’ll expose them, we’ll sue them, we’ll make them pay.

Artwork © ShearRayne

Monday, May 30, 2016

The Last Supper of Lady Arcovazzi

Dear Lady Arcovazzi,

you’ll hopefully agree that your conduct constitutes gross misconduct and that your “explanation” about it only makes your situation worse. Having taken all of the facts and circumstances into account, we urge your headmasters to summarily dismiss you from any employment with immediate effect, otherwise we’ll be forced to take drastic steps with regard to them too.

Best regards

P.S. The enclosed picture shows you at a “peak”, so that you can be sure of correctly interpreting the objective grounds of our formal recommendation.

Artwork © ShearRayne