加班 (Overtime)

感觉身体被掏空 上海彩虹室内合唱团 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 夜幕已笼罩朝阳公园 广场舞单瑟已经准备完毕 看着窗外的树影 难道这就是我的青春 当花瓣离开花朵 有一个老板叫做大卫 下午六点出现眼神恰似黑背 手里端着一壶热腾腾的咖啡 嘿嘿嘿我们要不要来开个会 我说这样不好吧 我要去机场接我年迈滴爸爸 两千多年没见啦 他来自遥远的西伯利亚 明明白天没事做 我还看见你在玩直播 难道你就没有家 求你不要说出那句话 宝贝 加班吧 感觉身体被掏空 我累得像只狗 我才不累 不累 十八天没有卸妆 月抛戴了两年半 作息紊乱我却越来越胖 我来征战北五环 我家住在龙回砚 沙发是我港湾 肚子空空画饼做梦 如何放轻松？ 天天KPI 不如现在 收起你的匠人情怀 听我说 我热爱工作 我真的好喜欢工作 工作让我进步 我喜欢学习 超快乐 我真的要去接我爸爸回家 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 怎么样的老板 辞职以后拉黑他 不要加班~不要加班~不要加班 I feel drained 上海 (Shànghǎi) Rainbow Singers Ah ah ah ah ah Night has fallen in Cháoyáng Park Square dancers are all ready I look at the shadows through the window Is this my youth? When the petals fall from flowers There is a boss named David He appears at 6 P.M., with eyes of a black-backed jackal and a pot of hot coffee in his hand Hey, hey, shall we have a meeting? I say, this is not right I’m heading to the airport to pick up my old dad I haven’t seen him for a century And he came from remote Siberia I know you have nothing to do all day long I saw you playing on your smartphone Don’t you have a home? Please don’t say anything Honey, just work overtime I feel drained Tired like a dog No, I’m not tired Eighteen days without makeup The same monthly lenses for one year and half I’m getting fatter and unrested Everyday out to the Fifth Ring Road Everyday back to Huílóngguān The sofa is my haven I eat dreams to satisfy my empty stomach How do I relax? Key Performance Indicators never sleep You better save your geek soul Hear me out I love to work I am a workaholic It helps me to make progress I love to learn – super happy But I just must pick up my dad Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha So what now, boss? If I quit here, are you going to be blacklisted? No more overtime! No more overtime! No more overtime!

Very free translation by Holden Caulfield