Looking Beyond

Cruella de Vil collection by Hayden Williams “Furociously Fabulous”. Artwork © Hayden Williams Fashion Illustrations.

Oh, Edna, Cruella dressed herself up like you only to look like a clown

Artwork © Nicole (@painting_with_the_wind)

Befana is coming

She, too, is wishing Happy New Year to her husband’s publishing house’s proofreaders

I feel that even if she does not say it, she’s scared at the thought of her husband’s promotion and move to direct the car traffic in the peak hours of the last shopping days before Christmas

After betting on the wrong horse (who was incidentally her husband), and being then called to account by the other horses, she’s now threatening to fire the manager of the gambling house, who incidentally is her husband too

On a way or another, she always thinks about her husband

Pay-per-view “Everyday Low Price”

That’s what can happen to those who venture out to rescue an almost former First Lady from a discouraging first exit poll

By now it’s too late for them to prevent her from realising that her marriage story will never become the screenplay of the telenovela “Secret History of Empress 武 (Wǔ)”

She made her bed, and now she’ll just have to lie in it (Mal voluto non è mai troppo)

Whenever a veil should be drawn over the marital bed, they have instead the unfortunate ability to make her remember the husband she can’t forget

Although being a little disappointed in her expectations, anyway, she wanted to give a big party in celebration of her wedding anniversary

She always does that when she thinks they do not work enough hours per day, burdened like pack horses, for her husband’s glory and reputation

As it was to be expected, she can hardly tolerate to be remembered only for her last marriage failing

She can’t tolerate that Time dedicated its cover story to the raccoon rather than to her husband

Whatsapp is Madame de Chaperon ever facebooking that can’t be forgotten?

I won’t ever understand why she always insist on taking the car for such a long distance, when an overnight train could be a more enjoyable experience

She always does that when she suspects someone is guilty of skepticism with regard to the personality cult of her husband

In the meantime, she arrived too late to enjoy a sumptuous banquet far in the East