起立致敬 (Standing ovation)

Audieris in quo, Flacce, balneo plausum, Maronis illic esse mentulam scito. When you hear applause in a bath, Flaccus, You may be sure that Maro’s cock is there. 弗拉科，如果你听到洗澡堂里有热烈的掌声， 一定是马罗涅那头公牛在里边。 Flacco, se ai bagni senti un’ovazione sappi che lì c’è il cazzo di Marone.

Martial, Epigrams, Book 9, XXXIII
English translation by David Roy Shackleton Bailey
Chinese translation by 莫东科 (Mò Dōngkē)
Italian translation by Franco Zagato

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