Once upon a time:
Arcovazzi found out King Kong Island. He was jealous of the girl, but he was too fat to swim. No book explained how to reach the island on his own. So Arcovazzi, Superman Arcovazzi, the renowned lonelyhearts eater, the famous women grinder, the old bad looser Arcovazzi, asked for help to the King of Yellow Cheaters. An aged woman with a young polythene facemask came and offered her assistance. “Half prize”, she said. “Only for you”. Arcovazzi jumped the fear and roared: “Yeah! Especially for me!”. “My name is Madam Sunflower”, she said. “And yours?”. “Call me Arco”, he virilely answered. From that moment on, like two bad hearts in one, they shared one death wish: the heart of Kong the King and the hair of the girl. “How to do?”, he asked. “We need a scapegoat”, she said. “We must get one, cheat him and blame him”. “You got balls!”, old Arcovazzi said. “Yeah, I got big balls for you too”, Madam Sunflower said.
To be continued...
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