No Guarantee

Dear Lady Arcovazzi, though I appreciate your declarations of good intentions to kick them off, I must tell you that it cannot be sufficient to establish a mutual feeling of trust. They must be really dismissed with no backdoor for re-entry, and – most importantly – they must refund everyone – including us – for what they have stolen. Best regards

If unfortunately they were not dismissed within tomorrow morning, pack your bags and get out!

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Work, Leisure, and Free Time

Arcovazzi’s Nemesis

Il pidocchio non ha faccia, e però sta saldo. The louse is faceless, and yet he stands stuck. Tuscan proverb

His Name Was Arcovazzi, But They Call Him Amen

I’m just wondering who will be worshipped as the Goddess of archery...

But unfortunately, she didn’t dismiss her mean army, instead demanding that all other men had to kneel down at the feet of her husband and had to sing endlessly at her request “we all live in a yellow submarine”

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But unfortunately, she kept duplicating into infinite copies of herself, each of whom invariably ended up becoming the frustrated wife of her husband

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Beauties and Beasts

Dear Lady Arcovazzi, you’ll hopefully agree that your conduct constitutes gross misconduct and that your “reiterated” – and reiterately repeated – “explanation” about it only makes your situation worse and that of your husband ridiculously grotesque. Having taken all of the facts and circumstances into account, we urge your headmasters to summarily dismiss you from any employment with immediate effect, otherwise we’ll be forced to take drastic steps with regard to them too. Best regards

But, unluckily for her, her two husbands just don’t have the physique du rôle of two mighty titans

You’re fired!

But unfortunately, she could care less about her son’s doom, and instead kept selling her husband-in-unlaw’s godfather story for twice as much as one quart bottle of vinegar

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But unfortunately, she kept cheating on everyone and stealing everything from everyone, just to make her husband great as he had never been, so that she might have called herself Icon Lady of the Godfatherland

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Do not throw pearls before swine

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But unfortunately, she kept sacrificing everyone to the same wrong men who sold the world for the sake of her husband

But unfortunately, she persistently and vainly kept pushing to sell everyone her wrong man’s sour wine like it were gold

But unfortunately, she kept wanting everyone to submit themselves to those wrong men she had done all that wrong work for

And there, waiting for her, was her Prince Charming

But unfortunately, the more they gave her, the more she wanted, without being able to distinguish a Tuscan red wine from a sour vinegar

Erratum: Unfortunately, once again she chose the same wrong men for the same wrong reasons

Unfortunately, once again she chose the wrong man for the wrong reasons