Jeremy, Theresa too has just one fan – and he’s Tony – but she could care less about Tony – she wants just you! – so she wrote her Manifesto in the Russian language...

• Martin Kettle, Conservative manifesto: Mayism has arrived, but where are the Mayites?, The Guardian, May 18, 2017

“Mayism is a very different form of Toryism from the one that most of us have spent our lives with”. Photo: Dan Kitwood/Getty Images.