Jeremy, tell Gordon to tell Tony to tell Boris that you already agree with him

• Heather Stewart, May tells Corbyn it is “impossible” to rule out no deal, The Guardian, January 17, 2019

Theresa May intimated Jeremy Corbyn to immediately join cross-party Brexit talks, as his demand that she rule out a no-deal scenario is “an impossible condition”. Photo: Dan Kitwood/Getty Images.

Oh my gosh, Jeremy! You better tell her that you can’t absolutely cancel an invitation from Gordon and Tony that you have already accepted

• Mikey Smith, Theresa May announces cross-party Brexit talks will start TONIGHT, Daily Mirror, January 16, 2019

In Confidence

Jeremy, please tell Tony to tell Magnus that the situation is serious

Theresa May has lost the vote on her crucial Brexit deal by 432 votes to 202 in what is the heaviest parliamentary defeat of any British Prime Minister in the democratic era. As a result Jeremy Corbyn has tabled a vote of no confidence, which will be debated in the House on Wednesday.

Jeremy, only you have the ability to transform him into Edward Scissorhands

Intervening yesterday in the House of Commons, Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn compared Theresa May’s Brexit deal to “Frankenstein’s monster” and accused her of “trying to run down the clock” and “blackmail the country”.

Glenn Strange as the Frankenstein’s monster posing on the studio backlot with an unidentified swimsuit clad starlet. Publicity for Universal Pictures 1948 film, Abbott and Costello Meet Frankstein. Photo courtesy of Professor Kinema archives.

The Santa Claus Apprentice

London, United Kingdom: Larry, the Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office, relaxes under the Downing Street Christmas tree. Photo: Henry Nicholls/Reuters.

Jeremy, it feels like Theresa is worrying at what Donald might say to Vladimir Vladimirovich. Does she think he will advise him to sue the United States?

• Dan Sabbagh, Theresa May: Donald Trump told me to sue the EU, The Guardian, July 15, 2018

U.S. President Donald Trump holding a joint news conference with United Kingdom’s Prime Minister Theresa May at Chequers, Buckinghamshire, South East England, last Friday. Photo: Jack Taylor/Reuters.

Flop shot

Marchers stream through Edinburgh and group chants “no racist USA” in Ayrshire. [Read more].

• Libby Brooks, Thousands protest across Scotland as Trump plays golf, The Guardian, July 14, 2018

A paragliding Greenpeace protester broke through the no-fly zone surrounding Donald Trump’s Turnberry golf resort in South Ayrshire, Scotland on Friday evening, and, apparently in view of the President, trailing a banner saying: “Trump: well below par #resist”.

Jeremy, I’ve always known that only you could have persuaded Theresa to put her hand into Donald’s hand in front of all those cameras

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An American Werewolf in London

U.S. President Donald Trump with Queen Elizabeth II at Windsor Castle, Berkshire, United Kingdom. Photo: Pablo Martínez Monsiváis/AP.

And so I ask you, Jeremy, how could you leave Her Majesty alone with Donald?

Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn delivered a powerful speech in front of tens of thousands of peaceful protesters at Trafalgar Square today. “Donald Trump is visiting Britain but has avoided meeting any ordinary people”, he finally said. Photo: Victoria Jones/PA.

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The Third Script Trailer

A six-metre-high inflatable Trump baby balloon takes off over the Houses of Parliament on Friday to protest the U.S. President’s contentious visit to the UK.

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Pray, Jeremy, do not underestimate what jealousy can make a woman do

As U.S. President arrives in the UK, Labour leader says Tories should not be “rewarding” the “politics of division”. [Read more].

• Benjamin Kentish, Jeremy Corbyn: Trump is putting “millions of lives” at risk – but the Tories give him a “red carpet welcome”, The Independent, July 13, 2018

“We are committed to dialogue, including of course with those we strongly disagree with, and in government we would find a way to work with [Trump] administration while also standing up for our values”, Corbyn said. “But instead the Tories are rewarding President Trump with a red carpet welcome. We must show Trump and the Tories that we can and we will defeat the politics of division”. Photo: PA.

Anthony and Cleopatra

Theresa May and Donald Trump holding hands during the grand welcome given to U.S. President and his wife Melania at Blenheim Palace in Blenheim, Oxfordshire, England. Photo: Hannah Mckay/Reuters.

Pray, Jeremy, do not believe polls, and rather tell Tony to check if Theresa’s thinking of applying to Oxford U3A

Although voters apparently backed Theresa May over her Brexit deal, a Survation poll for The Mail on Sunday suggests that support for Jeremy Corbyn’s Labour is now at 40%, a two-point rise in two weeks, with Tories three points down on 38%. Photo © ANSA.

Ring Road

Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn joins a demonstration demanding the renationalisation of the railways, outside King’s Cross railway station in London, United Kingdom. Photo: Henry Nicholls/Reuters.

And yet, Jeremy, what worse punishment for both of them than meeting each other and spend a weekend together

• Jessica Elgot, UK should cancel Donald Trump visit, says Jeremy Corbyn, The Guardian, June 22, 2018

Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn, while visiting the Zaatari Syrian refugee camp in Mafraq, Jordan on Friday, told Sky News that Theresa May has “ample reasons” to cancel Donald Trump’s visit to the United Kingdom on 13 July. Photo: Nasser Nasser/AP. “I wouldn’t have invited him and I think the Prime Minister’s got ample reasons to withhold the invitation if she wants to. We need to say very clearly to Donald Trump ‘We live in a multicultural society, we’re proud of it. Get over it and start living in one yourself’”. [Read more].

But Jeremy, you know, Boris was thinking instead to give them to Theresa, to decorate her bathroom

Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has promised to return the Elgin Marbles to Greece if he is elected. Speaking to Greek newspaper Ta Nea, Corbyn said it was clear the sculptures “belong to Greece”. “They were made in Greece, and that is where they were for thousands of years until they were taken by Lord Elgin. We should be engaged in constructive talks with the Greek government about returning the sculptures”. [Read more].

• Alys Key, Jeremy Corbyn will return Elgin marbles to Greece if made Prime Minister, City A.M., June 2, 2018

In the same interview, Corbyn also commented on the Greek debt crisis, saying that “Governments must have the freedom to set economic policies that will help the many. State intervention in the economy, ensuring the retention of vital public services or choosing a different path to austerity must all be policy options available to democratic states”. Photo: Getty Images.

One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest

Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn meets Betty Keegan with her dog Blossom after visiting Lifford Bridge on the Irish border during the second day of a two-day trip to learn more about how Brexit affects the country. Photo: Liam McBurney/PA.

Jeremy, something tells me that she’s going to name a street after you in downtown London

Britain’s Prime Minister Theresa May speaks at the unveiling of a statue of suffragist Millicent Fawcett in Parliament Square in London, United Kingdom to celebrate the 100th anniversary since British women were first guaranteed the right to vote. Photo: AFP/Adrian Dennis.