Multiverse

On a grey winter’s day, a woman is reflected in a window by the Thames in London, England. Photo: Kirsty Wigglesworth/AP.

Rush Hour

A commuter travels on the Jubilee line in London Underground during the morning rush hour. Photo: Victoria Jones/PA.

Jack Frost

Jack Frost, a rare albino hedgehog, that has been rescued by Prickly Pigs Hedgehog Rescue in Otley, West Yorkshire, England. Photo: Danny Lawson/PA Wire/dpa.

Smart Housing

Sonny Ross is a freelance artist from Manchester, England. For him, the month of March meant, in his words, “Being a self-employed illustrator obviously comes with risks built in. For me, self isolating is nothing new. But when the whole supply chain does the same, suddenly a very busy month becomes an empty one — and rent is still due. It feels like I’ve been fired eight times already this week”. Artwork © Sonny Ross.

Hulk’s Escape

Hulk the hermit crab, whose tendency to repeatedly outgrow or break through its shell means the National Marine Aquarium in Plymouth, England is on the hunt for a new home. Photo: National Marine Aquarium/PA.

Last Supper

The scene on Ashley Road in Hale, Altrincham, Cheshire, United Kingdom after a car crashed into the front of the Dante Italian Kitchen restaurant in the early hours of Thursday, December 19, 2019. Photo: Peter Byrne/PA.

Water Earth Fire Air

A girl stands among the cooling jets of a fountain during a heatwave in London, United Kingdom. Photo: Andrew Winning/Reuters.

Tempered Steel

Scunthorpe, England: A cat sits outside traditional steel workers cottages in the town where British Steel employs 5,000 people. The company has been forced into liquidation and not only are those jobs at risk, but also the 20,000 dependant jobs in the local area and supply chain. Photo: Christopher Furlong/Getty Images.

Jeremy, tell Gordon to tell Tony to tell Boris that you already agree with him

• Heather Stewart, May tells Corbyn it is “impossible” to rule out no deal, The Guardian, January 17, 2019

Theresa May intimated Jeremy Corbyn to immediately join cross-party Brexit talks, as his demand that she rule out a no-deal scenario is “an impossible condition”. Photo: Dan Kitwood/Getty Images.

Oh my gosh, Jeremy! You better tell her that you can’t absolutely cancel an invitation from Gordon and Tony that you have already accepted

• Mikey Smith, Theresa May announces cross-party Brexit talks will start TONIGHT, Daily Mirror, January 16, 2019

In Confidence

Jeremy, please tell Tony to tell Magnus that the situation is serious

Theresa May has lost the vote on her crucial Brexit deal by 432 votes to 202 in what is the heaviest parliamentary defeat of any British Prime Minister in the democratic era. As a result Jeremy Corbyn has tabled a vote of no confidence, which will be debated in the House on Wednesday.

Jeremy, only you have the ability to transform him into Edward Scissorhands

Intervening yesterday in the House of Commons, Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn compared Theresa May’s Brexit deal to “Frankenstein’s monster” and accused her of “trying to run down the clock” and “blackmail the country”.

Glenn Strange as the Frankenstein’s monster posing on the studio backlot with an unidentified swimsuit clad starlet. Publicity for Universal Pictures 1948 film, Abbott and Costello Meet Frankstein. Photo courtesy of Professor Kinema archives.

The Santa Claus Apprentice

London, United Kingdom: Larry, the Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office, relaxes under the Downing Street Christmas tree. Photo: Henry Nicholls/Reuters.

The Three Musketeers

Pelicans feed in unison at St James’s Park in London, United Kingdom. Photo: Dan Kitwood/Getty Images.

The Snail and the Whale

The first heat of the World Championship Snail Racing gets underway which was held at Congham, Norfolk, England. Photo: Mark Bullimore/Getty Images.

Jeremy, it feels like Theresa is worrying at what Donald might say to Vladimir Vladimirovich. Does she think he will advise him to sue the United States?

• Dan Sabbagh, Theresa May: Donald Trump told me to sue the EU, The Guardian, July 15, 2018

U.S. President Donald Trump holding a joint news conference with United Kingdom’s Prime Minister Theresa May at Chequers, Buckinghamshire, South East England, last Friday. Photo: Jack Taylor/Reuters.

Flop shot

Marchers stream through Edinburgh and group chants “no racist USA” in Ayrshire. [Read more].

• Libby Brooks, Thousands protest across Scotland as Trump plays golf, The Guardian, July 14, 2018

A paragliding Greenpeace protester broke through the no-fly zone surrounding Donald Trump’s Turnberry golf resort in South Ayrshire, Scotland on Friday evening, and, apparently in view of the President, trailing a banner saying: “Trump: well below par #resist”.

Jeremy, I’ve always known that only you could have persuaded Theresa to put her hand into Donald’s hand in front of all those cameras

Jeremy Corbyn (@jeremycorbyn)

An American Werewolf in London

U.S. President Donald Trump with Queen Elizabeth II at Windsor Castle, Berkshire, United Kingdom. Photo: Pablo Martínez Monsiváis/AP.